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Football Wit

Quips and Quotes for the Football Fanatic

Author: Aubrey Malone

Price: £9.99

Dimensions: 110 x 176mm

Number of pages: 224

ISBN: 9781840246711

Publication Date: 7th July 2008

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Synopsis

‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.’ Ron Atkinson

When you’re done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wise-cracks.

No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.

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Best of British, August 2008

‘enough to make you laugh out loud.’

FourFourTwo, August 2008

‘A collection of footballing wise-cracks and one-liners – great for ex-pros wanting to break into the after-dinner market.’

Sunday World, November 2008

'a great hardback that you can put in your pocket and read in a pub.’

Daily Star, 14th October 2008

‘a new collection of quotes, Football Wit… shows that… football is still a game that can laugh at itself.’

Middleton and North Manchester Guardian 18th September 2008

‘… the father of funny sporting quips and quotes has got to be Football Wit.’

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