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Half Wit

The Silliest Things People Wish They'd Never Said

Author: Aubrey Malone

Price: £9.99

Dimensions: 110 x 176mm

Number of pages: 256

ISBN: 9781840246933

Publication Date: 1st September 2008

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I don’t think we’re going to get an award tonight. I would hedge my bets and say no.
Carol Decker

I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson

I’m for a stronger death penalty.
George Bush

They say if you swallow poison you should take an anecdote… Well, this vast suppository of mindless malapropisms and senseless spoonerisms is bound to leave your abominable muscles aching. If you’ve ever suffered from a case of foot-in-mouth syndrome, then this compendium of silliness is just for you. And it’s not just the pop stars and George Bushes of this world who are prone to half-witted gaffes – even the literary greats have been known to make the most hilarious faux pas.

Split your sides over other people’s stupidity. This is one book you won’t be able to illiterate from your memory.



Sunday World

Featured in the Sunday World (Ireland), 7th December 08

Books Ireland, December 2008

‘a great source of amusement… ideal for whiling away the hours.’

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