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The Deranged Book For Old Timers

Author: Marcus Waring

Price: £9.99

Dimensions: 129 x 198 mm

Number of pages: 256

ISBN: 9781840246919

Publication Date: 1st September 2008

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Synopsis

It might have been fun and games once to have adventures, make catapults or learn about fossils, but what about now you are starting to feel a bit fossilised yourself? You just know you are going to suffer a ghastly accident if you attempt to make a tree house.

The Deranged Book for Old-timers offers advice on life’s more sedate pleasures, from the afternoon snooze to how to twitch curtains properly. With a guide to being a grumpy codger and a Zimmer frame Kama Sutra, this book is full of delightfully dotty things to do. Yes, we are going to grow old, but we are going to make sure we do it disgracefully.

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The Leigh Journal, November 20, 2008

‘With good humour it covers a vast range of topics… this book is great for anyone who can remember when beer was 1s 10d (9p).’

The Northern Echo, December 23, 2008

‘for those eager to wallow in their advanced years Marcus Waring provides a comprehensive blueprint – a guide for the old inspired by the top-selling Dangerous Book for Boys.’

Derbyshire Times, December 11, 2008

‘it should be compulsory reading for anyone nearing the age of 60 and everyone tasked with looking after them.’

About My Generation, December 2008

‘a wonderful resource for the adventurous senior citizen.’

The Handpicked Collection website, November 2008

‘If you’ve already decided to grow old disgracefully, this is for you… Marcus Waring’s book tackles burning issues for the over sixties.’

The Oldie, November 2008

‘The perfect antidote to the plethora of books named things like ‘Even More Boring, Dangerous Things For Boys To Do, Volume 94.’

London Bromley County Magazine, October 2008

‘this is essential reading for the young at heart.’

The Daily Mail

Featured in The Daily Mail, 30th August 2008

The Western Morning News Series, 17th January 2009

“pokes gentle fun at growing old and comes up with a raft of amusing ideas for keeping busy and raising a smile. There are genuine facts, quotes and little bits...

Portsmouth News, 14 June 2008

…a witty and very funny book about growing old disgracefully.

Kent County Magazine, October 2008

‘the ultimate guide to growing old disgracefully – a wonderful resource for the adventurous senior citizen. Including the definitive manual on how to be a grumpy old codger, this is...

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