Summersdale

Synopsis

After a long day on the fairway, put away the patterned jumper and 5 Iron and laugh off the double-bogeys with this selection of hysterical jokes. Illustrated in full colour, Golf’s Funniest Jokes will suit the golf fanatic in your life to a tee.

A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 150. He turned to his caddy and said, 'You must be the worst caddy in the world'.
'That would be too much of a coincidence, sir’, answered the caddy in a quiet voice.

Two men are playing golf at their local club. One is about to chip to the green when he sees a funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man replies: “Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.”