Summersdale

Synopsis

Ever been lost for words abroad? Impress your friends with a plethora of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book. Education's never been such fun.

When you go on holiday abroad, it’s important to be able to communicate with the natives. It’s useful to know, for example, whether the policeman who is trying to bundle you into the back of a van with his truncheon up your arse is calling you a b*st*rd or a c*nt. With this book, you will not only be able to understand him, but you’ll also be able to retort in a suitably charming manner.

Many wars have started due to language barriers. Do your bit for international accord and learn to speak in their tongue. Just make sure you wash your mouth out afterwards.