‘I found Serge’s advice mostly useful and it would have been churlish to have refused his invitation to accompany him on a trip out in the country to “forage for hidden treasures”. If the truth be known, I secretly couldn’t resist the novelty of passing time with a bloke called Serge Bastarde.’
When ex-blues drummer John Dummer decamps to France to start up as an antiques dealer and live the simple life, he doesn’t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable (if improbably named) rogue and brocanteur offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for his help in a series of breathtakingly unscrupulous schemes.
As the pair trawl through antiques markets and old farmhouses looking for hidden treasure, they get into more than their fair share of scrapes: whether they’re conning hearty lunches from unsuspecting old peasants, secretly manufacturing priceless collectibles or losing a Stradivarius to gypsies.
Filled with eccentric characters, high jinks and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France.
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The Financial Times, 3rd October 2009
'Dummer describes a very different France... Bastarde certainly lives up to his surname, cruising the countryside in his battered van tying to cheat clueless peasants out of their heirlooms. But...
Featured in Living Abroad Magazine, August 2009 issue.
'Well written and set at an engaging pace, this comic autobiographical narrative wends its way through the daily lives of the author and his ex-pat community, as well as the...
Extract featured in French Property News, November 2009 issue.
French Magazine, November 2009
'The book’s startling title [is] surely up there as one of the best of the year... amusing... a nicely observed insight into rural life in Southwest France. For the price,...
'Get a copy. You’ll love it.'
In-store review by Julie of Waterstone’s Lancaster, August 2009
'charming and wonderful, hilarious from start to finish... Fun Fun Read!!'
'Yes, Serge Bastarde is his real name: he’s a rogueish French brocanteur ex-Blues drummer that Dummer encounters when he decamps to France to become an antiques dealer and live the...